This watchface was made for a total swagarama of a guy, Jeremy M. He's also romantic as balls, so watch out everyone. It's been rumoured that the ground he walks on LITERALLY IS MAGICAL.

Have any requests? E-mail me and I'll respond in 24 hours guaranteed. That's like a promise, or something yo.

Have you ever thought that you personally had the nicest legs and the smoothest bottom of the family? Never fear because Gene feels that way too. You guys should be friends and make music together!

Da-ding-ding, da-ding-ding *quack*

Send me an e-mail if you want custom ones done and I'll do them within 24 hours. That's like, a promise or whatever.

Who's your favourite bunny-eared secretly evil little bundle of joy 10 year old? If you guessed Louise, then congratulations or something. You win the internet I suppose. Tell the time with this sarcastic, witty, and annoying character from the hit show Bob's Burgers!

Send me an e-mail if you want custom ones done and I'll do them within 24 hours. That's like, a promise or whatever.

Like Bob's Burgers? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Like butts? *whispering seductively* Yessssssssssss.

If you are socially awkward and have a passionate budding sexuality that includes porcelain horses and freaky-friend-fictions, then this watch face is for you!

Send me an e-mail if you want custom ones done and I'll do them within 24 hours. That's like, a promise or whatever.

A request done for a rad man by the name of James S. Support the Gophers with this kickass watchface. Guaranteed to make your team win not just the game, but the hearts of all the Minnesota U hotties. 

Have any requests? E-mail me and I'll respond in 24 hours guaranteed. That's like a promise, or something yo.

Ever want to have a crystal meth-addicted high school drop out on your wrist telling you the time? 

Of course you have and now you have it. 

Send me an e-mail if you want custom ones done and I'll do them within 24 hours. That's like, a promise or whatever.

"Is that a Rolex?!"

"Yes."

That's how all of your conversations are going to go from now on. Don't believe me? Just watch me. Or not. It's like, your choice or whatever, man.

Send me an e-mail if you want custom ones done and I'll do them within 24 hours. That's like, a promise or whatever.

 Classic styling with attention to every detail. Essentially tailored dress design. The perfect basics for every watch wearing occasion.

Or is it...? Naw man, just kidding. It's pretty. Contains the date and tells the time. Simple. Like toast.

Send me an e-mail if you want custom ones done and I'll do them within 24 hours. That's like, a promise or whatever.